Tuesday, December 23, 2025

An End of the Quarter Dialog

 

This same conversation occurs hundreds of times, all around the world every year!

 

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”

 – Mark Twain

 

It was December 27, and I was working in my office when the phone rang. 

 

I picked it up and said, “Good morning…?”

 

The voice on the other end greeted me saying, “Hi, this is ___ with ___.  I want to check in with you regarding your interest in our software. Did you receive our proposal?”

 

“Yes,” I responded. “It’s a thing of beauty.”

 

“Great,” he said. “Is there anything else you need?”

 

I answered, “Well, not that I can think of…”

 

He tried another tactic, “Have any of the vendors been eliminated?”

 

“Absolutely,” I replied, “but you’re lookin’ good…!”

 

“Are you close to a decision?”

 

“Definitely!” was my response.

 

He pivoted slightly, “Should I be optimistic?”

 

“Certainly – as I said, you guys are lookin’ good...!"

 

He grew more direct, “Can we close this before the end of the quarter?”

 

I replied, “I don’t see why not…”

 

Sounding slightly relieved, he asked, “Is there anything you need to move this forward?”

 

“Well, nothing that I can think of,” I said, “but perhaps you might have some ideas…?”

 

He hesitated and then the words I’d been waiting for came tumbling out, “Would a discount help?”

 

I smiled and replied encouragingly, “Yes, I believe so…!”

 

He offered, “How about a five percent discount, then, on the software…?”

 

I rapped my phone on my desk and then picked it up again, responding, “I’m sorry; must have been a bad connection!”

 

He got the hint and tried again, “How about ten percent?”

 

I said, “Deeper, deeper…”

 

“Twenty percent?” He asked, timidly.

 

I replied, “Make it a twenty-five percent discount on the software plus free training and you’ve got a deal!”

 

Relieved, he said, “OK, I’ll send over an updated proposal shortly…”

 

Moral: Your prospect’s Critical Date is not YOUR end of quarter.

 

 

You’ll find more stories like this in “Suspending Disbelief” here!

https://tinyurl.com/yc7rsrmy 

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