Beware the Morass of Mixed Metaphors
This post is designed to be both informative and fun!
Metaphors and analogies are terrific but can be risky if applied haphazardly. Mixed metaphors can be more distracting than useful, particularly if your audience focuses on trying to “decode” the metaphor as opposed to achieving understanding.
Mixed metaphors (and awkward analogies) cause confusion, not clarity. Where great metaphors and analogies serve as smooth, paved highways to comprehension, mixed metaphors are like trying to navigate a trackless swamp, struggling step by step through a murky, muddy quagmire!
Here are a few sadly amusing examples of mixed metaphors for your inspection: Vote for the worst or best, depending on your point of view! These are all real, captured from various demo and discovery recordings, blogs, and articles:
“All too often we relegate the demo to the ‘been there, done that’ corner, content to put into practice all of the tired, tried and possibly true techniques that will get us in the door but see us coming up short when it comes down to closing with confidence and power. Today we’ll examine some of the practices that can be tossed out with tomorrow’s trash, and look at ways to pump up our demo game.”
This mixed metaphorical mélange starts in a corner, moves to the door, then gets tossed and finally pumped. A busy afternoon! Next?
“While it may seem like good sense to cover all your bases, throwing too much at your prospect actually weakens your message. Even a short diversion from focus can confuse the issue and cause your prospect to tune out during an otherwise stellar case. You make your prospect do all the work of picking out and remembering the most relevant pieces.”
“Cover bases, throw too much…” OK, so far so good, but then the baseball analogy gets rained out under a downpour of “…focus, tune out, stellar case, picking out pieces.” Next candidate?
“With these ideas in your back pocket, you can break through to the toughest of clients and keep your organization firing on all cylinders no matter how much of a time crunch you are in.”
Brief, but packed! “Back pocket, break through, fire on all cylinders, time crunch.” I think this is the winner so far. And I really want to see someone breaking through with their back pocket while firing on all cylinders, don’t you? Ready for another?
"And like the U.N. Security Council Members, it only takes one veto to kill an entire deal. Because of the proliferation of stakeholders needed to approve a deal to get it off the ground, a sure thing can become dead in the water long after the sales cycle seems over."
Better equip the Security Council with both wings and fins! Another?
"Our reps use our … platform which provides the toolset they need to spread your compelling sales message and get those who buy in the wiggle room they need for others to sign off on their decision."
This one mixes a bad case of rampaging pronouns with toolsets and wiggle rooms! One more?
"Modern decision-makers have a million things to take care of, so even a small objection or a momentary scheduling snag can threaten to eject them out of your funnel as their plate fills up with other priorities."
Wow, just breathtaking! The moral? Choose your words carefully and build your metaphors thoughtfully.
Interestingly, ChatGPT (and its brethren) will generate mixed metaphors, depending on the nature of the prompts. For now, have a human proof the final drafts!
Resources:
The Power of Analogies and Metaphors
in Demos and Discovery Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6:
Made to Stick: Why Some Ideas Survive and Others Die
Effective Storytelling in Discovery, Demos, and More
Examples of Metaphors:
https://blog.udemy.com/metaphor-list/
Examples of Analogies:
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/analogy
Suspending Disbelief: A Collection of Sales, Presales,
and Marketing Stories (and Lessons Learned)
Doing Discovery:
https://www.amazon.com/Doing-Discovery-Important-Enablement-Processes/dp/B0B8RJK4C2/
Great Demo! Third Edition:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C9SNKC2Y/
Visual Aids and Props:
https://greatdemo.com/remarkable-demos-what-makes-a-demo-truly-memorable/