A recent Great Demo! Workshop participant noted that
traditional “overview” demos are similar to what he called, “Serial Serving”. Intrigued, I asked, “What is Serial Serving?”
He replied, “It is like being presented with dish after dish
of food in a restaurant, none of which you requested, but you sample them as
they appear – with the result that you are full before they finally bring
something you really like…! Each dish is
carefully prepared by the chef and served by the waiter, but without any input
from the customer – an onslaught of offerings…”
I raised a questioning eyebrow… Obligingly, he elucidated:
“Imagine you walk into a nice restaurant and are seated at a
table. The waiter doesn’t bring you a
menu, however, he brings a plate of sautéed shrimp straight from the kitchen,
saying ‘This is one of our most popular dishes…!’ Unfortunately, you don’t really like shrimp
and ask the waiter to take the plate away.
The waiter returns and places a large bowl of cooked
green-leaf vegetables in front of you, saying, ‘This is another popular
specialty of ours: soy-seasoned spinach,
collard greens, and kale.’ You try a few
bites and it is acceptable, but not really what you had in mind. You push the plate aside…
The waiter reappears, this time with a plate of polenta,
covered with a confit of red peppers and onions; he presents the dish, noting,
‘Nearly everyone likes this…!’ However,
you are not really a polenta fan – you try a few bites and again push the plate
away…
Now the waiter presents, in quick order: potato soup, a grilled beef steak (with
special Spanish spices), stewed tomatoes, rabbit stew, cheese fondue, and
pot-au-feu, commenting that ‘We just added these dishes recently and we are
very excited about them…!’ You try small
portions of each – and begin to feel a bit overwhelmed.
Without respite (and no entremets or intermezzo), our waiter
delivers a platter of petit-fours, a carafe of cabernet, an urn of sea urchin
roe, a bowl of braised Brussels sprouts (in a bold Bordeaux), a seared sliver
of salmon (slightly seasoned with sesame), a mug of mugwort, a ramekin of rutabaga
ratatouille (with a rhubarb reduction), and shots of soju, sherry, Sambuca,
sangria, sauterne, schnapps, and scotch (several with peated barley, several
with plain barley). Obligingly, you
sample what you can (with a special emphasis on the selection of shots, most
likely, at this point). You are now
full, definitely overwhelmed – a bit concerned about the likely size of the
bill…!
Sadly, you were never served what you really wanted (rack of
lamb).
As you leave, the waiter asks, ‘What did you think? What did you like?’
You respond, not wishing to offend him, ‘Oh, it was all
pretty good…’
He asks, ‘Will we see you back again?’
You reply, again trying to be courteous, ‘Oh yes…’ – but you
have absolutely no plan to be back –
ever…!
That’s Serial Serving
– and it is exactly synonymous with what vendors do when they present
traditional overview demos!”
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